eeyore monologue

I rest my case. Hello? Now I have to go, but I promise Ill be back on Thursday. I immediately called 911. To listen? Wait, Max heard me talking on the phone before I left. Wrong. By: Mckenna S., Lynden, Ontario, Canada; Age 13 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen wanders down an alley to discover a homeless man, forever changing their perspective. It was the best Thanksgiving yet, Grammy. I dont think you get it, one day I can feel like I have the world but the next everything can change, its as if you have had everything one day but then have nothing. Le monologue aide le public comprendre le fonctionnement interne d'un personnage et comprendre ses motivations qui pourraient autrement rester essentiellement internes. (Looks behind him.) And I could do nothing. We have been through thick and thin, (and angel hair) fighting our adversaries and overcoming hurdle after hurdle. The power is out. All my scars are. No one sees me cry. I spent three hours on Google and YouTube figuring out where the oil goes and how to keep the blades clean. By: Briana Rivera, Age 16, New York, USA Description: Anita, a character from West Side Story is talking to her brother Bernardo. My one aunt is certain Im Vanilla, my uncle thinks Im chocolate. Contents 1 Background 1.1 Personality 2 Film appearances 2.1 The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 2.2 Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore 2.3 Pooh's Grand Adventure You know, the teachers in highschool told us college professors are going to be very strict with us and make us work hard. Still do. You just assume I am dangerous? This particular stream had a very long way to travel and by the time it reached the edge of the forest, it had grown up so it was almost a river. When I was little, I was hungry. Im fine. Youre scared of the ocean? By: Isabelle P., Age 14, Wisconsin, USA Description: A teen explains why they are suicidal. Oh, I dont think Im strong. They were never accurate anyway. Gloomy Eeyore is not a fan of much, other than eating thistles, but his loyalty wins the hearts of his friends every time he loses his tail. GET. He was still in his football uniform. Oh, no, I dont have any plans tomorrow. Day after day, night after lonely night. Do my hair in a normal way. Its why I love to go out on the roof. 911, what is your emergency? Ooooh, look what Santa got me! Your trophies are all dusty. If what Tigger said was true, and there really were Heffalumps and Woozles about, there was only one thing to do; take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey. Just listen to what Im about to say, okay? Well, maybe I turned to her, but I didnt say anything. Yes, I was driving but we were both drunk. As far as my dreams will take me! Oh, you should have seen their faces when Frankie asked me to the homecoming dance. Because I have a list of perfect matches for you if you ever need to take a gander. Everyone's scared of Tiggers. You know, the L word? Genre: Comedic. Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other A big distraction for me is drawing. And this is one of those times. (Saddened) I refuse because its nice that you only see blurs of everything. I dont care if you dont like it here, suck it up and deal with it. Ugh, why do you think Im overreacting? But I guess we cant go back in time, can we? Feel free to take a few of the peppermints, I saw you eyeing those. I can hardly believe it. Were all innocent, I tell ya. The actor is also speaking to a friend, hands-free on a cell phone.). Thats a boy thing. But, two weeks ago Mrs. Rolanda, my English teacher, announced that we were all going to write original monologues. Still not going to pay, huh?(Starts playing the flute. Oh. Somebody save me! I know because I was once in that situation and went down the wrong path. (shows hand and points to both ankles) No, I dont know why! Birds arent stuck in moldy, rundown apartments. Another time, I hacked his phone and looked through his mail and messages. Im sick of being normal for you. Anywho, being invisible actually benefited me. So anyway, he ruined the subject English for me. Shes been a bit peckish lately and I dont want any of you fine guests to lose a finger. And Im doing it today not tomorrow. The troll grunts something unintelligible and pulls your pencil out of his pocket. A white-hot flash far away and everywhere, and my body in the air and then nothing. Its so weird seeing you with all these machines around you. Narrator: You did, Pooh, but sticks were easier to man. (Breaks down and begs) Please dont turn me in. I blame the snores from the five other people in this room. Here's my card. Until one day last summer. Yes of course! and so I ignored it. I say it time and time again: This whole operation, this machine theyre running you through, it has no interest in you. Why? (falls dramatically to the floor) I thought you loved me. By: Madison Fannin, Age 15, Tennessee, USA Description: A child confronts their family after being ignored for two weeks. Strike one, yelled the umpire, and everyone cheered. Ive calculated every move, gesture, emotion, facial expression, every minute detail to the perfect normal because all you ever wanted was a normal kid, but its just not enough. Even if I was pretty, how much does a pretty face matter when its covered by a sheet? Wreck It Ralph. Jessie? At least the monologue only has to be a page. Yes, Im a genie. Hey, you in the back, quiet down. I am here. Okay, Im walking until I get a clear signal. I hate grey. Trust me, it did. Vanilla with Vanilla and Chocolate with Chocolate. By: Julian K., Age 13, Wisconsin, USA Description: A murder suspect tries to prove his innocence to the court. I still have all the gifts you gave me, the fluff ball, the coloring page, the paintings, and that terrible ceramic dog that sort of resembles mine. [Owl] Now, now Piglet, chin up and all that sort of thing. Yall get paid a pretty hefty salary considering you just sit down and listen to people go on, and on about their problems. I tell him that he is the only person on the street that Ill give money to. (Shows the picture.) Get home, shower, lay in bed. By: Erin Case, Washington, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen asks a stranger for help after missing a train stop while running away. (laughssees that she doesnt remember.) No. If he hadnt made me fall in love with him, I never would have been turned into this! Man, this guy really is bad at taking No for an answer, said Life. Stars everywhere. Sit in the dark and listen to music. The monsters who hide curled up in a beautiful skin. (pause) Oh, I cant complain to him! We are building a collection of fantastic original monologues for kids and teens entirely written by students. His son was famously the inspiration for the character of Christopher Robin and his stuffed animals, the inspiration for the other characters. I talked to her. Love is like getting a puppy. They wont tan, and no lotion or potion will erase them. Sweetie, dont waste your life as I did. Yeah, well, Ive kind of been running away from them all. Id watch all those beautiful brides walk down the aisle, looking so beautiful in their elegant gowns, hair done so perfectly, holding the loveliest flowers just below their glowing faces, bursting with joy, faces decorated with the biggest smiles, bright as jewelry, every one of them feeling like theyre the only girl in the whole world. You know what I need? And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it. Eeyore: If y'ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. I yelled at my sister to get in the basement, and for the first time, she listened to me. No, it is not. Genre: Comedic. Hope you are all doing well. I was going to-oh bother this jar seems to be missing! Wait, before we start, um, Jason, can you please turn on your camera? Lets just say copy and paste is the best thing ever created. Jessie? From your Love, -Catherine and baby Jake. At first I just thought it was a sick senior prank or something, since it was pretty close to the end of the year, so I just disregarded all the commotion but then I heard Ms. Neilson shouting for everyone to get under the tables. But you know what? Before I put him to bed, we talk about all our memories (wipes tear) that we had with you. And stay late. Theres only one way to make this right. Yes, I will. Cozy cottage. If I fail this, then I have a B on my report card, then Ill lose motivation and then that B will turn into an F and then boom! (Pause) I KNOW. If a Pooh flew like a bee, It gets lonely being this big and living in the ocean. But he finds me. We walked into the room carrying our masterpiece hidden by a cloth. Ive been dieting and trying new styles just to make people like me more. Ill fidget and play with my hair. Oh- dear, thats too much. Yes, mom I know, I was there and you werent. "Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. Yes, and it went something like this: Its unbearable. Ill just tell everyone you eat your boogers. In frustration, you offer him one, hoping no one else is witnessing the exchange. Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! (Calling out.) Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how s-s-should we-uh, you think i-if we-Eeyore: I guess one of those would be just the thing. I love you so much. Sometimes, I simply feel there is no reason to wake up in the morning. By: Cecily W., New York, NY, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young girl tells her mother that she doesnt want to be famous anymore. NASA says they are just cosmic rays-tiny particles launched by the explosions of distant stars-But I say they are UNICORNS! I hit the top of my forehead. Adopts a more serious sexy tone.) The monsters there would attack you for the smallest thing like staring too long, not giving homework answers, or even just saying no. I keep this planet growing with my own two hands. [Christopher Robin] What are you looking for Pooh Bear? When I first started this job, the grass was pristine. Hmm okay, thats funny. For commercial rights and other inquiries, please contact us. Third Place Winner! [Eeyore] There, that should stand against anything. But really, whats the point? Third Place Winner!By: Emma Morrill, Age 18, Michigan, USADescription: A girl addresses her bullying in a video she uploads for the world to see.Genre: Dramatic. They werent just any fair-well letters though. You see, they all say I am one of a kind. I thought that thats what people said when you were strange, and they wanted to be nice. But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. Ive been thinking about learning to play an instrument. I think thats what its called when you are sad all the time. Hes the one missing out on the future Miss Universo. (Pause.) Thank you for being so considerate, mom! Okay. Maybe someday Ill be brave enough to ask his name and invite him into the library. But if you are seriously going to give in to the delusions of this restaurant and order shrimp fried rice, I dont think I can anymore. I did well enough in that college to earn a Green Card and a scholarship to Wesleyan University. Oh yeahprivacy! Alfresco Accessories Australian Cafe barriers, Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous new year, Alfresco Accessories has re branded We now officially launched our new website.Take a, Jeremy Sumpter Rachel Hurd-wood Disneyland, The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow Pdf Scholastic, Seattle Women's Professional Basketball Team, Alfresco accessories obtains edgewater geelong as a client. This is for punctuation marks only! <>/XObject<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S>> Third Place Winner! (Smirks at audience, winking flirtatiously.) Sit back down. Truly saw me. It almost looked like our brains were going to explode out of our heads! Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again. As I defend my stars and fight for all that is good in the universe, my opponent withers and shrinks, folding in on itself. I never knew any different. (pause) Okay, this isnt going to go that way, is it? Plus, I still had two tickets with me! cause hes definitely gonna ask me why I was going so fast. The P stands for Penelope, it was my mothers name. Im pretty sure my 4th grade English teacher made sure I was with the worst English teacher for the rest of school. He thinks Christopher is going somewhere but he isnt sure, nor is he sure of the destination or if we care. Our hands were so sticky from all that glue that when we touched anything, it became one with our hands! Genre: Comedic. But look, you really shouldnt make fun of the homeless. You were my first friend you know? He budged! Genre: Dramatic. Do you ever think about how being alive, and actually living, are two completely different things? And you cant convince me otherwise, because I cant just keep sitting here, day after day, doing nothing, and feeling soso WORTHLESS! Second Place Winner By: Yulianis Pesante Quinones, Age 14, Virginia, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen reflects on the concept of darkness. No, he isnt, and neither are you. Description: A leprechaun outsmarts someone who has found his pot of gold. Hed leave early with an apology. Im just the nerdy, smart girl that no one likes. Just look at those muscles! Second Place Winner! I have done that before. From the moment we met dancing together at that festival a year ago, until the moment he surprised me on the beach, written in the sand, a proposal pulled straight from the movies. No matter how hard I try to discover the secret of what goes on in the mind of a female, it will forever be a mystery. I dont care if you like her. It was really stupidbut you know, we had fun with it. You might want to get a snack. Because Im Little Red Riding Hood? First Place Winner! Just a small helping, if you please? The white clock on the wall is mocking me. Because of you! [Narrator] Well, let's turn the page and find out. I was his daughter! That is the basic questions you ask your husbands parents, right? Its hard for me, you know? Gender: Any Genre: Comedic. I went into Pink, right? Your melting. Its so big its pressed up against the skylight! There are worse things. Here I am. By: Clara Fields, Age 15, Iowa, USA Description: A teen relates to her mother what summers were like before a global pandemic. "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it.". In fact, we provide a wide range of self-help books that are mandatory reading if you choose to work here. Now, the art of the sword is an art dating back to the earliest ages of reason, perfected during the Renaissance age, when a true Renaissance man knew not only the sword, butstop chatting amongst yourselves, you urchins! My favorite book is Platos symposiumand why you may ask? Id give anything to trade bodies with them. Or at least until hes buried beneath a snow drift. 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